*Skurge is warming up in the weight room. Doing some bench presses before his Triple Threat International Title Match*
Sarah: Skurge, can I have a few minutes of your time?
Skurge: Sure, why not? Let me just get a couple more reps in for my warm up.
*Skurge sits up from the bench and wipes the sweat off his face.*
Sarah: So, how much weight do you warm up with? 250lbs? 300lbs, maybe?
Skurge: Maybe one handed. I just put down 650lbs there, 10 times. That's usually a good warm up before a match. In training, that's a different story, but you're not here for that. What's on your mind?
*Sarah seems a little distracted by Skurge's sweaty muscles.*
Sarah: Oh...Umm... Why did you change your name? Where have your valet's gone? That's just for starters.
Skurge: I've always been the Executioner...I took the "Effeminate" out, because it was a joke. IWA is too serious of a federation to joke about anything. Everyone is gunning for titles and what they perceive to be their "spot" on the roster. Some of those wrestlers can't hack it, let the pressure get to them and have already left. My valets are around...doing..."other" things for me, but it's just too dangerous for them to be at the arena. Anything could happen to them.
*Skurge goes over to a locker and changes into another shirt. Sarah drools slightly.*
Skurge: Is there anything else? I have a couple more things to do before my match.
Sarah: Huh? Well...I...ahhh...Who do think is going to win the match tonight?
*Sarah can't believe those words just came out of her mouth. "Who is going to win?" She prepares for him to yell at her. Skurge just gives her a look.*
Skurge: You know...it's too easy for me to say...myself. I suspect you were expecting an answer like that, but I try to never do the expected. Let's look at the Finals for the International Title...I'll put my analyst hat on, so to speak. Romulus is supposedly, a god, but looks like an emo kid that needs to eat a couple of burgers. Poseidon Magnus...who is named after another god...geez. What's the deal with guys wanting to be godlike? I just want to eliminate them...that's my purpose tonight. Will it happen? Will Skurge become the God Killer and first International Champion? That's the question on the minds of all the fans, Sarah! I guess we'll see....we'll see. Sarah...hello? Have been you been listening to me?
*Sarah has just been staring at Skurge the entire time. She snaps out of her daze a little flustered.*
Sarah: Great...let's get to the action in the ring.