*Sonic Critter’s music starts to playing. Sonic Critter walks the ramp with a microphone. Looks like he have something to say.
Sonic Critter: “I’m here, and it’s going to be the best thing about tonight. This is the first show and you fool people have opportunity to see the first man in this business, me.”
*Audience starts to boo him
Sonic Critter: “I don’t care with the card tonight, I don’t give a bleep about this show anyway. I don’t care about Termination match. I don’t care about those stupid battle royal. And the most important of them all, I don’t care with you fool people. Just keep booing me until you can’t even talk, I don’t care.”
*Audience starts to boo louder. Some people start to hate Sonic Critter.
Sonic Critter: “For all the superstars out there, go to your home now before you embarrass your self, you don’t know how to do this business. And now, I’m going home, because you fool people know nothing about wrestling. And I don’t wanna waste my time here. I’m done. You suck!! You people suck!!!”
*Sonic Critter’s music starts to playing. Sonic Critter waits in the ring.